Bedroom accessories

This is the script for the bedroom accessories from National Training.  I'm excited about this one because of the note I scribbled on the side which you'll figure out from the pictures below.

Bedroom Accessories

All right, ladies, next we're going to talk about bedroom accessories!  Are you ready?  Before we start talking about these items, I want you to think about your bedroom accessories like tools (this is when my mind started going....).

You probably have a lot of tools in your garage because you can't do the same job with a hammer that you can with a screwdriver!  (This is where I scribbled this note- "buy tool belt, have engraved").  We women are smart enough that we could probably figure it out...but it's easier if we use the right one!

Bedroom accessories are tools to get different jobs done by using different types of vibration and you can use them alone or with a partner.  Think of it like a do it yourself (or DIY) makeover for your bedroom with a happy ending!

As soon as the Boot Camp was over, I whipped out my iPhone and searched Google for "pink tool belts."  I immediately found a couple that I wanted to order.  After I got home I picked one, ordered it and while waiting for it to arrive I took a trip to Michel's craft store.  Instead of having it embroidered (brain fart on the 'engraved') I chose to sit down with a tube of the amazingly awesome E6000 glue and a crap ton of teeny tiny rhinestones (if I make another one I'm using the bigger stones!).  After some pink sparkly ribbon, black sequence, hot pink glitter and tons of rhinestones I had a finished product I was very happy with.

This is the belt I chose:

This is halfway finished:

And this is the final product:

With the "tools":

Knowing myself, I will most likely add a little more because, in my opinion, you can never have too much bling....especially pink, shiny bling.

After showing the mild products during my parties, I plan to open up with the script above and pull out my tool belt from under the table.  I'm excited to try this out at my next party!!

Lubricants (Nat'l Training hand out)

Here is the script we were given for lubricants at the boot camp.  We each read through the script then stood up and did a demo using the bullet points you'll find at the bottom.

Right now ladies, we are going to talk about lubricants.  Research shows 85% of women prefer to use a lubricant during intimacy, and I'm sure you want to be part of that 85%!  So here are the three wonderful reasons why every woman, 18 to 80, needs a lubricant.

1) Comfort.  Did you know that the number 1 reason women use a lubricant is to make sex more comfortable and pleasurable?  If you're on an antihistamine, if you're stressed out, if you are experiencing personal dryness issues for other reasons, a lubricant is definitely going to make your sex life more comfortable and satisfying.

2) Safety.  Your vagina has a very delicate pH balance, and anything introduced into it from an outside source- finger, penis, condom, bedroom accessory- can upset that balance.  Lubricants act as a protective barrier.

3) Fun.  Lubricants decrease friction, increase sensitivity, and can make your intimate moments into a marathon instead of a sprint- anything more than two minutes, right?  And our flavored lubricants are all sugar-free, which means extra fun without the calories!  Everything just feels better with a lubricant.

Pure Romance sells premium lubricants and also a line of playful lubricants.  Now, I want you all to think of your closets for a moment.  What color are most of your shoes?  BLACK!  And why is that?  They go with everything!  Exactly, you can wear them every day.  Now, do you have any shoes that you use for FUN?  For going out?  What color are those?  Red, Pink, Gold!  So you don't wear them every day, but when you DO wear them, oh, baby, you know it's going to be a special night!

Everyday
So if lubricants are like shoes, the everyday lubricants are your black flats.  They're comfortable, they go with everything, and you don't even need to think twice before you reach for them.  Tonight I'm going to show two of our everyday lubricants- Just Like Me and Pure Pleasure.
[Take the JLM and squirt 1 to 2 pumps in your right palm and have the hostess or person closest to you put PP in your left palm]
Now, everyone hold up 2 pointer fingers as I come around, dip those in the center of my palms and start rubbing between your thumb and your forefinger.

Just Like Me

Let's see a show of hands- who prefers the feel of the left hand?  This is called Just Like Me [hold up bottle].  What's great about Just Like Me is that it's water-based.  It's pH-balanced so it's going to be very gentle and safe for even the most sensitive woman.  To apply simply take a dime-sized amount and insert it into the opening of the vagina.  Your Just Like Me hand is probably getting a little dry right now- keep rubbing until it dries.  Now touch your finger to your tongue.  Feel how it re-wets?  JLM imitates your natural moisture, so as you get aroused, it will re-wet.  So whether you need to plan ahead or it's the spur of the moment, you can use this product.  You can put it on before dinner and it's going to absorb into your vaginal tissue and then later on your partner is going to think those five minutes of foreplay are really working for you!

Pure Pleasure

Now, who preferred the right hand one?  This is called Pure Pleasure, which is a silky-feeling silicone.  Silicone molecules are too large to absorb into the skin, so it will be a LOT longer lasting than JLM.  This is what you'll want for a REAL marathon session!  It's also good for water play, so if you're enjoying shower-loving, the neighbors' pool, or a puddle in the road, this is what you want to use.  Silicone is also what you want to use for any kind of anal play.  The back door is not like the front door, ladies- it doesn't self-lubricate, so if you use a water-based lubricant back there, it'll absorb into the tissues and be gone.  One more thing I should tell you about Pure Pleasure is that a silicone lubricant should never be used with a silicone toy.  If you have a toy and it's from Pure Romance, I can tell you whether or not it's made of silicone, not because I'm a genius but because I have a chart in the back!  We can discuss lubricant alternatives for you.

So that's JLM and PP, and your favorite one tonight might not be your favorite one tomorrow, so you might want to pick up both!  [pass towel to dry hands]

Playful Lubricants
Now I'm going to show you some of our playful lubricants.  Remember how I was talking about the closet before?  Playful lubricants are your red stilettos- when you use them, it's a special occasion!  Our playful lubricants all come in delicious flavors and they are all sugar-free which is not only good for your diet but good for your vaginal health, because introducing sugar into that area can cause yeast infections.

Sensations

Let's start with Sensations.  Sensations is a warming lubricant, plus it's flavored, so it can REALLY heat things up in the bedroom.  [Take your party virgin and use her to demo first or the person closest to you.  When you demo on your first person say:] You're going to notice for demo purposes I'm using a pea-size amount, but when you get home, apply at least a dime-sized amount.  I'm going to put this on your left wrist.  First start by rubbing it and you'll feel it start to get warm.  Then blow on it and use your hot bedroom breath, not your blowing-out-the-birthday-candles breath because that's not sexy.  You'll feel it heat up even more.  Now, lick it off and you can taste the flavor.  Rub it, blow it, lick it!  If you can remember that you learned everything you should have in college!

Whipped

Next, ladies, it's my favorite part of the night- you're about to get Whipped!  Whipped is our creamy moisturizing lubricant and it's perfect for use with a c-ring, sleeve or any other toy worn on the penis.  You know they say 96% of men masturbate and the other 4% are liars.  Men love this lubricant because of it's creamy, buttery consistency.  To show you the consistency I'm going to need a volunteer.
[Take your party virgin and use her to demo on first or the person closest to you}
Take your left hand and hold up your pointer finger.  That's your penis!  Now take you other hand and make a nice, tight vagina with your fist. 
[Hole up four fingers and fold thumb inside palms before making the fist]
Try to penetrate that.  Oh, ouch, we've all had those nights haven't we?  Now let's put a little Whipped on your pointer finger, right there on the fingertip.  Give that vagina a little foreplay.  [have her lubricate end of fist]  Take your finger with the lube and make that motion of the ocean again!  Feels a little different, doesn't it?  I'm going to go around the room so you can all try this.  [After all have tried]  Ladies, go ahead and rub it in after you've tried it.  Feel how soft that is- that's the shea butter which is why it's so moisturizing.  Go ahead and taste it- isn't that delicious?  Leaves you and your partner soft before, during and after intercourse- that's our Whipped moisturizing lotion.  

Bullet points

• Now let's talk about lubricants!
• 85% prefer to use lubricant
• 3 reasons- comfort- top reason for use; Safety- pH balance; fun- sensitivity, flavor, feels good!
• Every day and playful- closet with shoes, every day= black flats
• Just Like Me/Pure Pleasure- one in each hand
• Just Like Me- water based, pH balanced, gentle, re-wetting
• Pure Pleasure- silicone-based, won't absorb, long lasting, water play, anal play, not for use with silicone toys
• Playful lubricants- red stilettos
• Sensations- rub it, blow it, lick it
• Whipped- moisturizing creamy lubricant, 96% of men masturbate..., finger penis, fist vagina, try to penetrate when dry, then use Whipped, note flavor

Nat'l Training Day 1 Party Demo Nikki Bassham

I write down a lot, some of it is information I already knew but forgot and some is completely new.  These are my notes from Nikki's party demo:

• You can start and end your day with Pure Romance.
• Excape bubble bath- vitamin E, pheromones, California pink champagne
• Pulsa ball- Kids will learn when they knock on the door and hear vibrating sound they know mom's getting clean.  May hear her "getting clean" 3 times a day!
• Body Dew- good for psoriasis, eczema, can use as a bath oil, put on while damp, pair together with Coochy with discount
• Kiss- natural pheromones, sexy scent, pair with Excape
• Hot heart massager- use with Serenity, massage each guests arm
• Between the Sheets- Men can't remember to put the toilet seat down but they can remember to scootch our bottoms over so we're in the wet spot.
• Dream- mist pillow to help you rest, good for stress/to help shut your mind down, good for kids after a nightmare, use on bottom of feet for reflexology 
• Basic Instinct- roll onto both wrists- don't rub wrists together
• Body Bling- edible shimmer, a little gloss goes a long way
• Kiss and Tell- not greasy/sticky, on those windy days your fly away hair won't stick to your lips
• Perfect Pout- doesn't burn like other plumpers, Put around lips at night to help reduce lines.  Pair with Kiss and Tell.
• Miracle Oil- a little goes a long way, good skin element, great for dry heels, cuticles, scratches, skin healer, good anti-fungal and antiseptic, all natural.
• Tickle Your Fancy- teaches self pleasure and helps you find your hot spots
• Tickle His Pickle- This will make you a penis genius!
• Lubricants are pharmaceutical grade or better
• Show Just Like Me and Pure Pleasure together on different hands.  Ask guests which they like better.  JLM can be applied ahead of time.  PP is like the Energizer Bunny of lubricants.
• Whipped- use original for those prone to infections
• Ex T Cee- Level 1- for women with a good sex drive
• Nimpho Niagra- Level 1- for women with middle of the road sex drive.  No dyes or flavors so he'll never know you've given yourself a boost!
• X Scream- Level 3- for women with low libido due to nature, Rx, post baby or post op
• 7th Heaven- upgrade from silver bullet, OMG speed at the end and auto shut off button
• Micro Bullet- (this is my biggest seller) silicone cover warms to body temperature, "high" or "hell high!" very intense, not good for first timers, "tic tac on crack"
• Magic Fingers- silicone, very flexible, waterproof, intense
• Hidden Drama- doesn't look like a bedroom accessory, great in a traffic jam!
• Disco Stick- very simple, firm texture, slender girth, good beginner, lights up, take it to the club!
• Thunder Vibe- "Lebron James" bullet in the base to trigger vaginal orgasm, handle so you won't drop it, waterproof
• G-spot- Like a unicorn as a child, if you don't see it it doesn't exist
• Thumbs up- have guests hold it like their shaking a hand
• Buzz- 9 different speeds, Bumble Bee to tickle your Honey Pot every time
• Give vibrators at least 3 tries before you decide you don't like them.
• Platinum Pete-  If you change your FB status to "Pete" I'll know you had a good night, great for the whole area, wings hit the labia, beads stimulate g spot, nose hits clitoris.  
• Why so expensive?  Buying a vibrator is like buying a car- you can get a Ford Focus or a Lamborghini- depends on your budget and what you want it to do.
• Using soap to clean toys- soap scum can harbor bacteria, can break down plastic, using Come Clean is much cheaper than a doctor visit and Rx.
• Sugar Sacks- 70% bio shield, no germs/bactieria, hiding place from dogs and kids, hang it in your closet- easy to find.
• Ben Wa Balls- featured on Oprah, great for Kegals.  Start with 1 then work up to 2.  Strengthens PC muscles which will make sex more pleasurable.
• Vagina puppet- Yoni.com